santana getoutofmyway lopez.

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my name is santana lopez and i am hotter than all of you put together and multiplied by ten. i'm not easy to please, so don't even try. brittany is my main homegirl; fuck with her and you fuck with me. and do you know what happens when you fuck with me? cosas. malas. quinn and i are pretty tight, too, so don't try that one. and back the fuck off berry. even though i usually want to punch her in the face, we won't win nationals without her. soy de lima heights adjacent so watch yourself bitches because santana is back on top with a fiery vengeance.

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Q: Only Raquel is here.
santana: who the fuck?
Q: Raquel, we're dancing. She's so fun.
santana: yep, pretty sure you mean manhands.
Q: She brought wine coolers and now we're dancing, on my bed.
santana: are you trying to kill our reputation? also wine coolers, less than cool.

1 year ago Notes (23)

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text@Q;

Q: Only Raquel is here.
santana: who the fuck?
Q: Raquel, we're dancing. She's so fun.
santana: yep, pretty sure you mean manhands.

1 year ago Notes (23)

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santana: yeah but you can understand why i am.
Q: Yes. (;
santana: -rolleyes-
Q: -No fucks were given-
santana: so uh, someone just texted me that you were getting drunk with manhands? please tell me this is a joke.
Q: Only Raquel is here.
santana: who the fuck?

1 year ago Notes (23)

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text@Q;

santana: yeah but you can understand why i am.
Q: Yes. (;
santana: -rolleyes-
Q: -No fucks were given-
santana: so uh, someone just texted me that you were getting drunk with manhands? please tell me this is a joke.

1 year ago Notes (23)

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Q: I was drunk. Damn you, Puckerman. What were you saying whipped Tana?
santana: yeah, but whipped for brittany who is basically amazing. so uh, good try but i have no shame.
Q: Gosh you're so in love.
santana: you think she's amazing too.
Q: Yeah, but I'm not in love with her.
santana: yeah but you can understand why i am.
Q: Yes. (;
santana: -rolleyes-

1 year ago Notes (23)

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Q: I was drunk. Damn you, Puckerman. What were you saying whipped Tana?
santana: yeah, but whipped for brittany who is basically amazing. so uh, good try but i have no shame.
Q: Gosh you're so in love.
santana: you think she's amazing too.
Q: Yeah, but I'm not in love with her.
santana: yeah but you can understand why i am.

1 year ago Notes (23)

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Q: I was drunk. Damn you, Puckerman. What were you saying whipped Tana?
santana: yeah, but whipped for brittany who is basically amazing. so uh, good try but i have no shame.
Q: Gosh you're so in love.
santana: you think she's amazing too.

1 year ago Notes (23)

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santana: yet you are religious enough to run the celibacy club.
Q: Then, I got pregnant.
santana: GOD I KNOW. it was the best punch line ever.
Q: STRETCH MARKS SANTANA!
santana: you idiot. and with puckerman, no less. honestly.
Q: I was drunk. Damn you, Puckerman. What were you saying whipped Tana?
santana: yeah, but whipped for brittany who is basically amazing. so uh, good try but i have no shame.

1 year ago Notes (23)

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santana: yet you are religious enough to run the celibacy club.
Q: Then, I got pregnant.
santana: GOD I KNOW. it was the best punch line ever.
Q: STRETCH MARKS SANTANA!
santana: you idiot. and with puckerman, no less. honestly.

1 year ago Notes (23)

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Q: It's big enough to have its own house.
santana: yeah, if that house was the white house.
Q: Why do I hate that girl so much? I seriously want to kill her.
santana: nah you don't. your good ol catholic guilt would keep you from doing that.
Q: I'm not my mom.
santana: yet you are religious enough to run the celibacy club.
Q: Then, I got pregnant.
santana: GOD I KNOW. it was the best punch line ever.

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